99-cent shorts

The tales I give away for free make no money at all for me. I have to live to write some more or else I'll shrivel on the floor. So once they reach a thousand reads the story is no longer free. There will be more, you can be sure, to save me from becoming poor.

Nightwatchman at a cemetery is not the most romantic of occupations but you'd think it would be an easy one. It's not as if the residents are going to be any trouble.

Not until the night they start demanding room service.

Available in electronic format from Smashwords and most Ebook retailers, and now available in combination with 'Bernie's Bargain' as a two-for-one for Amazon Kindle.

A tale for Halloween. Bernie can beat Death if he has all his facts right - but has he missed something? One trivial detail?

Available in electronic format from Smashwords and most Ebook retailers, and now available in combination with 'Room Service' as a two-for-one for Amazon Kindle.

Take two brothers, one smart but physically weak, the other strong but not so bright. While they stick to their own specialities, everything is fine.

When they decide to cross into each other's territory, they soon find that a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

Especially when it's in strong, determined and easily led hands.

Available in electronic format from Smashwords and most Ebook retailers.

At the edge of despair, his career in ruins, deserted by his family, Ian takes a job as Santa in a run-down store.

He plans vengeance on the happy shoppers and their children and fully expects this Christmas to be his last.

But then he discovers that killing can be fun, and embarks on an entirely new career. Just in time for Easter.

Available in a range of electronic formats from most online retailers.